*Warning: aggressive content of large beast dominating anything that gets in its way*
This amateur footage sent to us proves the existence of a living Long Island Legend. Like a Sasquatch on skates, there have only been rumors of his presence at rinks across the 516 until now. Experts say that he can be found only on the first dawn after a full moon. We only ask that you don’t go hunting this savage beast and that you respect his natural habitat.