Harper Making Curry-like Ascension to the Top

(Photo via washington.cbslocal.com)

We are only about 15 games into the regular season, but already, we are seeing numerous stars in the MLB come into the league and dominate. With former superstars like David Ortiz, Ichiro, Albert Pujols, etc. that are likely heading to their final at-bats in this league, the MLB is ready to usher in a new age of talent and excitement to the game. And no star shines brighter than Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals.

Harper, 23, was first recognized back in his high school days in Las Vegas, Nevada. Even by age 19, scouts and executives knew that this player was something special. He ended up getting drafted by the lonely Nationals 1st overall in the 2010 draft. Since then, Harper has become the youngest position player to ever make an all-star team, was the 2012 rookie of the year, and became the youngest MVP winner in league history. In his breakout 2015 MVP season, Harper batted .330 with 42 homers and 99 RBIs. But his greatness doesn’t stop there…

Bryce Harper has started his 2016 season even stronger than last year. In just 13 games, Harper has hit 7 HR, to go along with 20 RBIs, and has led his Nationals to the second-best record in the league (they are only a ½ game behind the Cubs). Clearly, Harper is ascending at an incredibly fast pace. He looks poised for the same kind of performance leap that Stephen Curry saw from last year’s MVP season to this year.

Both Harper and Curry have become the faces of their respective leagues, and both are only going to get better. While Steph has transcended the way the game is played, with more emphasis on dribbling and outside shooting, Harper has also become a trailblazer for how our national pastime is played. He is adding a jolt to this slow-paced game, making it more exciting and enjoyable for both players and fans alike. He has taken the throne atop the rest of the league’s superstars, just like Curry did, bypassing King James in the process.

It might be too early to call, but Harper looks well on his way to another MVP title this year. What remains to be seen is if his Nationals squad has the pieces to contend for a title. They always seem to look good on paper, but tend to fizzle in performance near the end of the year, or just simply underachieve. But what I know for certain is that whatever the Nationals hope to achieve over the next few years, they will have to rely on the 23 year old prodigy to get them there.

– J. Yellin

Lady Gaga Causes Vegas Uproar

(Photo via fansisded.com)

Just when you thought her music was the worst thing Lady Gaga could have ever done to society, she takes it even farther. I wasn’t crazy abut the decision when I heard she was chosen to sing the National Anthem, but I was like, ‘whatever, I should be drunk by that point anyways.’ Then I heard that the over/under on time of the song was 2:20, and I got to thinking.

I thought instantly to take the under. Lady Gaga doesn’t have the voice to drag out the long notes, so I thought it was a safe bet. Gaga then finished singing in about 2:10, right when I went to high five my friend, and Buzz correspondent, known formally as “the shark.” Just as we celebrated our imaginary winnings, Lady Gaga resang the last line.

I nearly sharted on the shark’s lovely couch cover. She resang the final line and went longer than 2:20. Vegas decided to pay the under, but people who chose the over are in an uproar. If you ask me, this is just another reason society doesn’t need lady Gaga. As if her meat dress wasn’t enough of a warning sign.

– R. Ilardi